– [Erica] Tell your son-in-law
all the things you don’t like about him while holding each
other in a warm embrace. – [John] I hate it that
you fucked my daughter when she was 14 and you were 16. – I’m Nicole. – And I’m Tyler. – I’m Erica, Nicole’s mom. – John. – So we’re married and these
are my married parents. – [John] All right, we’re
gonna whoop some butt. – [Nicole] Ooh, seriously? (laughs) – Tell your father-in-law
about the first time you helped his daughter reach orgasm. It was up the river a little ways. Bent her over one of the large logs. – Because your log is tiny? – Full vaginal insertion. (laughs) – You’re grounded. (cheers) – [John] Shit. – [Erica] Eat a stick of butter. No. – Hand me another beer, we’ll do it. – I swear to God, if I get the shits, it’s gonna be all on you. – Mmmm. – Ew. – You might want to
bring a bucket over here. She might throw up. – Mmm-hmm. (vomits) (laughs) – Who the hell thought of that? (laughs) (laughs) – [John] Fuck that. – Yes.
– Yeah. – Tell your partner about a sex fantasy you’ve always wanted to try. We got invited to go to
Portland to do porn videos for like $7000. – [John] We’re going to Portland. (laughs) (cheers) – Tell your son-in-law all
the things you don’t like about him while holding each
other in a warm embrace. (laughs)
(claps) – [John] Come here, sweetie. Here we go. – Hey, daddy. – Yeah, you call me daddy, sweetie. That’s right, I’m your daddy. (laughs) I hate it that you fucked
my daughter when she was 14 and you were 16. And I hate that you picked a fight with me with all your little gang-bangers
when I first met you. Let’s see, what else do I hate about you? That you don’t know how to dance right now ’cause we’re just swaying back and forth. (laughs) And I hate it that you
guys brought me here and you cry a lot. (laughs) (cheers) Aw that’s the one that I wanted to make. – Well I did it for you. – Soak your socks in beer
and wring out all the beer in your mouth. – You’re in trouble. Oh look at that turning color. Got it? Ready? – Here, little birdies. Okay, I think you’re good. (coughs)
(gags) – I would have never taken
that dare, you dumbasses. – I’ve been carrying
this team the whole time. – Go to the nearest garbage
can and dump the contents over your head. It’s up to you. – Yeah, she’ll do it. Let’s get rid of this. – Oh my god. (screams) – Mom, right here. (gags) – No, not in there. (vomits) Do you want to kiss my ass real quick? – Yes, now we’re talking.
– There we go. (cheers) – [John] You get to drink. – [Tyler] We can’t lose. (cheers) – Motherfuckers. – Give me the money. Give me the money. (cheers) – I can go to the titty bar now. – Titty bar? (laughs) (cheers)