Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop. Watch this Hi it’s Vince with Slap Chop.
You’re gonna be in a great mood all day Cause you’ll be slappin your troubles away with the Slap-
Slap- Slappin your troubles away with the Slap Chop- Hi it’s Vince with Slap Chop.
You’re gonna be in a great mood all day Cause you’ll be slappin your troubles away with the Slap-
Slap- Slappin your troubles away with the Slap Chop. Now look.
Here’s a potato- one slap You got big chunks for stew,
Two slaps- homefries in a second, and Look at this- If you add a mushroom
The more you do it the finer it gets
You don’t have to switch any blades. Now, you love salads, you hate making salads. You know you hate making salads, you hate makin (slap) That’s why you don’t have any salad in your diet
Watch this- one slap, salad. For soup, coleslaw, stuff you want- 5 seconds, 4, 5 seconds it’s done. This thing this tuna- looks boring.
Stop having boring tuna, Stop having a boring life.
Add this tuna, putting it like this. Now you’re gonna have a nice, an exciting life now. Here’s a hardboiled egg, one chop
You add the pickle, you add the green onion. And what you can do you can mix things together.
You add the ham, and you’re gonna love this. You don’t have time to make breakfast- breakfast to go. Watch this, you’re gonna love my nuts. [x2] Watch this, you’re gonna watch this… What about fruit? Put a mango. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. your hot peppers right there And hit it like this And hit it like this And hit it like this And hit it like this Guys we’re gonna make America skinny again, One slap at a time! Guys we’re gonna make America skinny again, One slap at a time! Guys we’re gonna make America skinny again, One slap…One slap Guys we’re gonna make America skinny again, One slap…One slap Guys we’re gonna make America skinny again, One slap…One slap Hi it’s Vince with Slap Chop.
You’re gonna be in a great mood all day Cause you’ll be slappin your troubles away with the Slap-
Slap- Slappin your troubles away with the Slap Chop. Hi it’s Vince with Slap Chop.
You’re gonna be in a great mood all day Cause you’ll be slappin your troubles away with the Slap-
Slap- Slappin your troubles away with the Slap Chop. It’s easy you just got one hand and Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop. Watch this- tacos, fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini.